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momazhari:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg 

edwad:

baltoy:

ive found a flaw in communism this is why it doesnt work. if theres one car manufacturer to make one type of car so everyone has the same car, how will uou find your own car in a parkinglot. um? checkmate

haha hell yea this is why ive been voting for ronald reagan every year since 1980

kehinki:

homoacethaliagrace:

during world war 2, “punk” was slang for an effeminate gay man, or the younger partner in a homosexual relationship

bucky affectionately calls steve the 40s equivalent of “twink”

#if the shoe fits (via bonzai-bunny)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

diamond-thumbprints:

This is the end of it all

diamond-thumbprints:

This is the end of it all

elisabethmoth:

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

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