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itsbetterthananal:

a friend sent me an article from his college news site about a guy who looked at porn during class and this was the end of it

itsbetterthananal:

a friend sent me an article from his college news site about a guy who looked at porn during class and this was the end of it

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Tim Burton and Winona Ryder on the set of Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Tim Burton and Winona Ryder on the set of Edward Scissorhands (1990)

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
a person’s a person no matter how small
-Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via celestialfucker)
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